Hasi Ke Liye Gam Kurban Khushi Ke Liye Aasu Kurban Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurban Aur Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mil Jaye To... . . . . . . . Sala Dost Bhi Kurban!
Bhikhari: Mujhe Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta Hai! Pathan: Kal Ka Salan Kha Loge? Bhikhari: Ji Ha Bilkul! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Kal Aana!
Ek Ladke Ki Garlfrend Mar Gayi To Us Ladke Ne Chita Par Let Kar Ladki Ke Sath Selfi Khinch Kar Post Kiya "Me With My Ex Girlfriend" At Shamshan Ghat Feeling Sad! With Pandit Ji
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"! It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'!